Tool Cuck!

When Jason was 2, if he saw a really cool truck he'd say, "Tool Cuck, mom!" We saw this truck in the middle of Utah in front of a little convenience store and I think it's a WAY TOOL CUCK! Now, if only I had a big country yard/barn to store it in, $1,500 cash to buy it, and a really smart, sweet, and handy man to help me restore it, I'd be in hog heaven!

Did I just say "hog heaven"?! Okay, I guess my country roots are really showing!

ps...if you know a guy who matches the above description, send him my way! (Thanks, Steve, for the idea. Never thought about using this as a potential dating site, lol!)